Zoomed out while taking a picture of my Christmas tree
THE CHEER HAS REACHED CRITICAL MASS
wE’RE ENTERING WARP DRIVE
The most intense movie scene ever.
I still crave that chocolate cake sometimes.
i am a sick fat fuck because when he was eating that cake all i could think about was how good it looks and how i wish i was him
so i came out on facebook today
when someone posts an unpopular opinion i agree with
A 21 year old guy had worn a pair of contact lenses during a barbecue party.(An event or meal at which food is cooked outdoors over an open grill or fire)
While barbecuing he stared at the fire charcoals continuously for 2-3 minutes.
After a few minutes, he started to scream for help and moved rapidly, jumping up and down.
No one in the party knew why he was doing this?
Then he admitted into the Hospital, the doctor said he’ll be blind permanently because of the contact lenses that he had worn.
Contact lenses are made by plastics, and the heat from the charcoal melted his contact lenses.
DO NOT WEAR CONTACT LENSES WHERE OVERHEATING AND FLAMES ARE CONCERNED…. OR WHILE COOKING…!
Spread this around because this sounds terrible as fuck!
all these dicks and you decide to suck the fun outta this party
my Dad makes dad jokes but because hes a physics teacher theyre not common dad jokes
"hey dad, whats up?"
"Up is a directional vector with no force"
KIDS REACT TO seeing their own deaths