when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
If the eyes of a female cry over a man that oppressed her, angels will curse him with every step he walks.
LOOK AT THE CAT
also ya’ll HATING on kim kardashian less than a year and a half ago when she was pregnant calling her a whale, sofa, obese, you name it but ever since her app came out ya’ll obsessed with her “SLAY KIM” no its not fucking okay to only be supportive of someone when they’re thin thats fucked
y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive
+ this is even just for body positivity nah people on this website talking abotu how “its okay to show ur emotions” + “you should never be shamed for liking s/t” but as soon as someone gets excited or angry or anything ya’ll are like “where is the chil” you know where the fucking chill is? the chill is in ur heart fuck off
"so she’s gay now?"
yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden